Please Lakers close this out the next game. The Rocket forum is the worst. I’m losing brain cells reading it. Hope you liked the last five minutes because that was your gift. Expectations shrinking, just like the height of your team. Trifecta of losing. You were a dog.........s***. Hard to bring up the basketball IQ with Westbrook and Rivers playing. You do know you’re down 2-1....make that 3-1. How about a 19-year-old rookie THT? THAT’S going to be your adjustment? What year is it? Those are feathers not hair. LeBron asked CP3 to call in and snitch. Oh Russ, how I wonder what you are.... Yes like the senior citizen Sixers. Trade with what assets? Guess it wasn’t so grand. Just like Kyrie’s flat earth. Pepperidge Farm remembers. You can be the designated driver. They haven’t, they are still losers. You just wish you had our scouting department. I’m sure most NBA front offices do. While Morey is over there with his Moneyball, we are taking your lunch money. Because Westbrook wasn’t playing. Your team uses up all your energy complaining. Yes you are. Please Lakers in this on Saturday. My head is going to explode if I have to continue to read the Rockets game thread. No. I don’t know. You think? Looks like a chip off the old block (head) to me. You mean back before you played with shrimps? Do you blame them? A chastity belt. That’s an impossible feat. How about a slice of humble pie and a player taller then 6’ 4” Just leave him at the bubble . You know your going to fire him anyhow, if he doesn’t just walk out. Who is going to marry him with that nasty beard? Killed by a Caruso 3. Hail the bald mamba.
My old basketball coach told me my first year of coaching you can't make chicken pie out of chicken s***. Somehow you did Cookie. Great job as always. More laughs through a long night of work.
Beautiful Cook’ !!! So much good. One of my faves “It’s almost like Morey ball doesn’t work and not having tall players is stupid.”
James harden - A classic always the bridesmaid never the bride. ---- Who is going to marry him with that nasty beard?
these were gems: wow, that's embarrassing. wonder if he understands that caruso is actually a better basketball player than any rockets bench player? years of building a team that has to subjugate their entire games in service of harden/morey/dantoni will do that to a roster. their "genius" is supposed to be that any j****** can come in and cover harden's a** defensively whilst bombing corner threes.
AND this explains exactly why they are losing!! They did NOT respect us, they did not BELIEVE our defense was good enough to threaten them!!! They were STUPID enough to basically call us out on that through the media. Like they could scare us!!?? Who is scared now BEEETCHES!!!????
their jabber after game 2 was a mistake. they should have held on to the humble underdog status, but there's just no humility in that bunch.
Every team has some dumb fans but I’m not sure Houston has any smart ones. Their game threads are nothing but complaints about getting screwed by the refs or hating on Westbrook. Harden must have had children with all these strippers and they became Rocket fans. They can’t be more then 8 years old and I guess their too young to develop a sense of humor.
Seriously. With Cookie Doom, not only do we get the win, but we get dessert on top of it. Cookie spoils us, plain and simple.
Don't keep doing this to yourself, Cookie. Drink first. If you're gonna be losing brain cells, lose them nobly: lose them to the liquor, not the Rockets