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DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Thought I'd try my hand at some Clipper doom. We need some happiness around here and unfortunately we won't be winning a lot of games for any juicy doom.


    (The start of the game)
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    All right, let's deep fry these turkeys


    I expect this game thread to be sort of dead tonight due to Thanksgiving tomorrow. But maybe the Clippers will make us happy regardless.





    (Clippers aren't doing so well except for Blake)
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    Lance deserves to get yelled at for that. Total lack of hustle/caring


    we don't have enough secondary action in our offense



    Only hell, Paul Pierce is worthless.


    I'd like to see Wesley Johnson miss more shots


    (We could have told them Pierce sucked because he's a C bag and Wes Johnson just a idiot.)
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    (Can Doc really be this bad?)
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    Doc is mailing it in. He got that contract so now he's in the "keep getting them checks mode".

    Doc and Byron Scott must be exchanging notes



    (Any of the below could describe our offense)
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    Every team we play
    Looks like an unstoppble offense. We can’t shut anyone down…


    Our defense sucks. They’re just isoing our defense


    Why don't we ever double the guy that goes off on us




    (I'm all for the death notice for the Clippers)
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    It might be time to write the obituary for this team
    "The lob city era Clippers, most famously known for losing in the playoffs in a more painful fashion than before every year until finally imploding in 2015-2016"




    (The Rockets and Clipper fans are kindred sprints)
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    We are in the same boat as the rockets.

    Not really. We don’t have Ty Lawson dragging us down.

    We have something even worse, the corpse of Paul Pierce and Jamal Crawford.
     
    Cookie, Nov 26, 2015
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  2. gcclaker

    gcclaker Moderator Staff Member

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    Thanks Cookie!
     
    gcclaker, Nov 26, 2015
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  3. therealdeal

    therealdeal Moderator Staff Member

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    Great work Cookie!

    Gotta love seeing the Clippers melting down.
     
    therealdeal, Nov 27, 2015
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  4. sirronstuff

    sirronstuff - Lakers Legend -

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    :Hungryfordoom::Hungryfordoom::Hungryfordoom:

    WE don't get to ask for doom very often!!!! Woot Woot!!!
     
    sirronstuff, Dec 3, 2015
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  5. therealdeal

    therealdeal Moderator Staff Member

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    We don't deserve doom.

    [​IMG]
     
    therealdeal, Dec 3, 2015
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  6. raviator

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    Eh maybe not. But team did play well so...
    Decided to do an extra helping since we probably won't get too many of these this year. Also decided to try my hand at some commentary. Eh, work in progress.
    Anyway...order up!

    Well he is Kobe
    Huh, sounds a little like us right now.
    Hey I remember that guy!
    LOL Well that's not nice
    Huh, good thing he's not coaching the Lakers then. He'd have an aneurysm.
    Now they really sound like us
    Oh hey, that guy again.
    Well we do have the most fans of any basketball team so...
    Yep sounds about right
    Ahh but it's early yet.
    mmmmm. Chick-fil-a
    Maybe to play for said big market team? one can hope.
    Thanks for that.
    Tempting, but no.
    Guess it's time to man up!
     
    raviator, Dec 3, 2015
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    therealdeal Moderator Staff Member

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    I had actually forgotten the Wizards sold us this pick. :D

    Nice. Thanks for that by the way!

    Well done @raviator !
     
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    Weezy Moderator Staff Member

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    I'd forgotten this thread. I love that they were mad that Randle was tearing them up, because it's usually us begging to stop some opposing player. Randle must look like such a lucky pick falling all the way to us. Also, they sold us the rights to Clarkson? I thought that was just our pick, or at most we traded for the pick and then took him. They took him and then traded his rights to us? News to me, but damn what a move by our FO.
     
    Weezy, Dec 3, 2015
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    therealdeal Moderator Staff Member

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    I think technically they drafted and traded him, but really we told them who to draft and then paid them for it. It's like your buddy going to buy something for you. Yeah sure they purchased it, but it's your cash and it was yours all along.
     
    therealdeal, Dec 4, 2015
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    Savory Griddles Moderator Staff Member

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    That game had to be especially tough for the Wiz. They beat the Cavs, then they lose to the Lakers who are coming off a loss to the 0-18 Sixers. Oh, and a player they essentially gave us for free (since a couple million to a billionaire owner doesn't mean much) ended up playing better than their starting sg...and is likely going to be better most of the season.

    As long as Boron isn't the coach of this team on Tax Day, we have a promising core. Randle is 20 years old and just grabbed 19 boards in his 19th NBA game. In 5-6 years, it could be us vs. the Wolves for Western conference dominance
     
    Savory Griddles, Dec 4, 2015
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  11. Barnstable

    Barnstable Supreme Fuzzler of Lakersball.com Staff Member

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    IT'S TIME TO EAT!!!!!:ShaqOh2:
     
    Barnstable, Dec 15, 2015
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    4 meals in 3 months just isn't enough.
     
    scnottaken, Dec 15, 2015
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    lol
     
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    Sorry for the late meal yall. Was busy from the word go. Anyway, guess better late than never.
    Enjoy

     
    raviator, Dec 16, 2015
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    :Laugh: My favorites below:

    dam it get this trash off the court and replace them with our other trash

    Hope the Bucks make "4-21" shirts for the next home game.

    This has the be the Lakers first and only 20+ lead of the season. Amazing.
     
    sirronstuff, Dec 16, 2015
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    Thanks raviator. How do you put each post in its own box like that in the body of your post?
     
    LTLakerFan, Dec 16, 2015
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    Just fyi, there's a rockets forum with a 50 page thread full of wmc. Just on their last loss.
     
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    Across the top of the posting box there's a box where you can click the smiley face to insert a smiley, a picture, a video, then there's a fourth icon, that's the one if you click on. Select "quote" and you can type or paste anything between the brackets and that puts it in its own box. Should look like this QUOTE][/QUOTE]. Took off beginning bracket to give you an idea but then it'll do this:
    Hope that helps.
     
    raviator, Dec 17, 2015
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  19. Barnstable

    Barnstable Supreme Fuzzler of Lakersball.com Staff Member

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    Thank you raviator!

    Dems good eats:Magic2:
     
    Barnstable, Dec 17, 2015
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    oh man that was good...Bucks fans are funny..LOVE the moldy Mayo comment LOL
     
    pound4pound, Dec 17, 2015
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