DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Another team riding the tank train until they see the Lakers on the schedule. Doom will be very brief.
Nets fans are almost nonexistent at this point.

Yes some no name players got their 15 minutes of fame.

Now if Bron could claim to be Adou dad.

We do on both accounts.

Sure was.

It’s called ethical tanking. Take that Adam Silver.

And see the Lakers wake up in the fourth quarter and realize there’s a game going on.

The finishing part is kind of important.

Only way JJ will give him some rest.

Just another easy 41 point game. Move along, nothing to see here. Not like he’s going to win MVP anyhow.

That’s because everyone and their brother knew you were going to lose when we decided to play harder.

 

Doom will be short and not so sweet from the 10 people that still believe in the Wizards.

Your fans don’t even respect your team.

That’s why your remote has that mute button.

Don’t worry, we were just playing with our food. Tank on.

It looked like you just pulled random guys off the street. The only players I knew were in street clothes.

Truth hurts.

And the trucks will be filled up with guys they pulled off the courts at LA Fitness. They will play just as well.

Would have been better if Luka played and scored 90.

I would say that’s the definition of a wizard fan, but I can’t remember the last time you were supposed to be good.

AD will turn to dust trying to cover for Trae on defense.

 

They have 10? Much more than what I was thinking...

 

Good win. Wish we could have gotten the starters more rest but they pretty much rested the whole
4th quarter while they were “playing”.

It won’t be the last. He might even be on your team next year.

Yes you will have to wait till next game to clinch a playoff spot. We got our spot tonight.

Luka, that how.

Yes companies actually pay us to put stuff on our court. Nobody’s paying the Cavs.

Not an honor, More like a rite of passage.

It’s called unnatural basketball motion.

This is pretty rich when talking about Harden and fouls.

You know your team well.

There wasn’t. So your starters quit. Then the bench came in and made it a game kinda.

We are and don’t call me Shirley.

Yep.

Don’t think this guy is going to win friends and influence people.

Say my name, say my name.

Got to have that family bonding time.

Not many are.

Cavs really were a sorry team tonight.

He was terrible tonight. It’s like he was afraid to shoot.

Yes Jonny, it’s not a dream.

Yes Dennis is a scrapper but Luka would deck his a**.

Hey basic math is hard. Just look at the US test scores.

At least his first name was LeBron and not Bronny.

Asking for weight loss tips. (Sorry forgot who gave me that one in our game chat)

Helping the Lakers get to 50 wins.

 

I saved doom from falling off the 1st page.

You’ll find out in your play in game.

It’s nice to dream big but then you wake up.

You’d watch your balls too if Draymond’s in the game.

Some things never change.

Because he sucks?

Bald eagle smack.

You might not even make the first round.

I’ll see your air ball and raise you another.

Wasn’t laughing gas because Kerr’s not happy.

Mike D’Antoni got a burner phone.

Good of reason as any.

It would have to be 4 because you know they are all going to have a miraculous recovery when they see the
Lakers on the schedule. And no, Bron’s not going there.

They love them some Leon.

That’s because it is.

When the players said they need to juice, they weren’t talking about that kind.

Bron was on fire and we needed it.

There’s probably a stat for that. First player (father/son combo) to get to 10 while passing to each other for an assist.

At least you have a plan all figured out.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

2 points. Way to go Dray.

It was a mercy killing.

You can only play who’s suited up.

Hope you didn’t order a basket because he won’t have it.

There should be surrender in the NBA.

Gabe found another workout partner.

 

Not much of a game with the depleted Suns roster but nice to get a win.

Yes we are like cat nip to Brooks. Thankfully that didn't happen this time.

Maybe NASA can look on their satellite too.

Hey at least you didn’t get a shot clock violation.

Never made a basket so I guess he didn’t hear you.

A lot of people who won’t see any playing time soon.

It’s more like Golden Arches and the Ronald McDonald refs that now call the games now.

Yes those 9 points are a sight to behold.

Shhhhh, I’m afraid we will get charged with robbery.

One of these things are not like the other.

Yes silent and needs to be charged a lot.

That’s got to be some kind of record this year.

I’ve never noticed. Maybe that’s why JJ doesn’t play Adou because he has a big head.

Old man still has game.

Hey at least they are getting lots of use out of that graphic.

Maybe the dog will do a big dump like your team did.

That’s got to be demoralizing.

You have been Knechted.

OKC will kill you, even their 3rd string.

Not sure you are making it out of the play in.