Luka Doncic Discussion: Lean Mean Slovenian Machine

I’m guessing 3XL

 

Mix in a salad bro. Dang. Pasty fat white boy practically coated in crisco.

 

fatarse

 

Best Fat boy in the league since this guy.

 

It is legitimately the best salsa ever made.

 

Just ordered (pre-ordered) my very first “authentic” NBA jersey. Luka Doncic 77. Just 4 days later since the trade, I still cannot believe we have Luka Doncic. I hope he remains a Laker for life, and signs many extensions with us. Give this man whatever he wants.

I’ve had many Kobe jerseys, 8 and 24, most colors, primarily “swingman” versions, which I know have changed over the years.

I actually didn’t purchase a LeBron 6, but I have his “main 3” 23 ones.

Very happy with this purchase, and what better player to do it for than one of the GOATS?? LUKA DONCIC!!!!

Welcome to the Los Angeles Lakers, Luka Doncic!

 

hey google, that's messed up

 

Practice vibes looked really great. Seeing the shooting drills with Bron, Luka and some kid from Arkansas... that's a photo to go over his mantle.




Smart business move


DFS ain't going anywhere this summer


Scorched earth Luka is going to be a blast

 

My first Luka Gif

 

"That's just disrespectful. How you going to do that to that man? Do you have no shame, sir?" In my Stephen A voice....

 

You've seen what I've done to the Kang right?



I guess disrespect is kind of my thang, but for Luka, it's all in good fun.

 

LOL. Don't bother me. . I love the gifs and humor. You add a lot. Nice job.

 

How about with a tummy gif

 

But looks like he’s already gotten back in shape by the time he plays his first game for us.



Going to need some really cool gifs for Luka.

 

I wonder if he still has this soft midsection. Definitely gifable.

 

NSFW: JJ owes the swear jar some money




Another LA coach doesn't think the fit will be an issue either

 

bring lonnie home!

yeah, not at all concerned about this. like zero percent. not concerned about reaves getting lost in the shuffle, either. his stats might dip a little, but everyone will be able to play together AND (as lue also notes), we can creatively stagger guys.

like imagine we always run bron/AR lineups when luka sits and let luka run the offense heliocentrically in the middle quarters when he's on the floor without those guys.

on paper, we have gone from solid to terrifying in a matter of days.

 

This can't be stated enough

The complexion of the team has totally changed for the better

I'm so excited for us as fans and for the Lakers

Go Lakers!