Luka Doncic Discussion: Lean Mean Slovenian Extension Machine

Well, he got screwed out of about $100M from what I can tell.
Plus paying state taxes now.

 

If Luka will eat only burgers without beer he'll be just fine

 

You see? He's so fat he could barely fit through the door.

Wearing layers, like it would fool us... SMDH.

 

He should walk from LAX to Crypto center.

 

Okay I know it’s fine but he didn’t exactly look NOT chubby there. And Pelinka still looks like a tool even if he’s getting all the flowers today.

 

luka's dad's beef with vlade is also supposedly one of the main reasons why the kings passed on him for bagley

even more reason to like him

 

the dude just has a fat face on a chunky but not fat body, y'all are overreacting.

 

I didn’t think he looked fat at all
Definitely not the ridiculous 270lbs nonsense

 

I never watch any Luka highlights. I just did, I can’t wipe the smile on my face

 

Time to change this gif to Luka

combination of our two legends Magic and Kobe.

 

Get it done !!

 

LOL. Nice photoshop. Not of Luka. Of Shaq's jersey.

 

I don't blame Rob. There was no way he would be able to not make the trade. You don't, it leaks and you are out.

I don't have to like it, because I didn't have to make it.

 

Just keep the succubus Kardashians away from him.

After the clean skylines in Dallas he’s going to look up at those two unfinished towers across Figueroa from the Crypt with graffiti on every floor of both and the tent messes under the over passes and think WTF!!

But first probably the training facility with the hugs from Jeanie and ogling the 17 trophies on her window sill and the same banners hanging above the practice floor. Not to mention that hallway where they will already have a 4 foot tall photo of him hanging in Laker gear (IIRC correctly other notable 1st day arrivals).

The first time we see him take the foot in that Laker uniform and start playing on OUR team will be a surreal experience just like it was with LeBron.

 

Hey I think he just got a kid? I’m not sure but he’s with the same woman since he was twelve

 

I am HYPED!!!

You get a chance to get Luka - you don't turn it down.

While I have watched all our games, and the New York win was sweet, I have had issues enjoying the squad and the games. I think LuKa solves this for me.

AD deserved better, and while I felt he was an alpha beta rather than an alpha, he was dynamic in winning us a championship in the bubble.

AD has been under injury clouds and lacked the confidence that few had, and often played small or defaulted to jumpers. Also he did not have that star power and is destined to be that elite second.

While I am always an optimist, I think the playoff run of the present should not be used to gamble on our future.

I hope some further trades can happen.

Let's go Lakers, Cuban would have never done this for us, so we luka'd out in that respect.

77 is a lucky number for me, so Luka here feels like a little smile of fate to start the new year. Fingers crossed.

 

11 Larry O’Brien’s and the Walter A. Brown Trophy to honor the ‘49, ‘50, ‘52, ‘53, ‘54 and ‘72 titles. The NBA used to have a trophy like the Stanley Cup that switched hands depending on the title winner each year.