Here’s some close out game doom. I’ll try to do a second helping later but it might not be till Sunday. Tomorrow is really busy for me. I hope you have a blunt right now to smoke. You will need it. Hard for legs to cramp up when you’re sitting on the bench resting for the last quarter. Devil worshiping….that’s a new one. We used our toes and heels to stump you into the ground. Sirron is that you? Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down. Google it if you’re not old enough to know what that means. You’re a mascot should be a Band-Aid. Break up incoming. It must’ve been his burner account. Stay away from KD, AD. All bark no bite. Won’t be a lot of stress for grizzly fans because you’re getting blown out by 40 this game. How’s that for positive? If the grizzlies lucky this will be Brooks last game. Then just piss and go to bed. The OG Joker is there. Ja playing defense like he thinks Adams is still back there, rim protecting. Except the heart of your fans. It was definitely a horror flick. The Lakers came out with a sledgehammer and pounded your team to death. Soft and mushy, sounds like baby food. Great way to describe your team. I think you left off an S. And they use it constantly, except when they’re supposed to talk at press conferences. Guy was an animal out there today. Too bad the titanic was it sailing when your team is playing. Too bad your team doesn’t play in Vegas. I don’t think anybody can continue to be delusional after a 40 point beat down. From my side it’s looking pretty good. Insane indeed. Parade for winning a first round series…. What are you the clippers? It felt like you just scored two with a scoring 41.
It was Grizzlies fans turn to learn. We never played them in the playoffs before, now they know what it’s like to be the Kings, Blazers, Rockets, Jazz, Suns, Spurs, Nuggets, etc.
Word about this MEM team is: when they're up or close they all talk trash and pretend they're badass, but when they're getting blown out they STFU and start blaming each other. We see now that all that is true. Good young players. That's not the problem. It's bad character on the team. Hey, I don't know if it starts with Taylor Jenkins, or wanksta Ja or that ridiculous creepy p**** Dillon Brooks. It's up to MEM to diagnose their problem. 'Cuz when ya gotta win but get blown away by 40? Ya got problems up the ying-yang, ad that's puttin' it mildly, know'm sayin'?
I know you are busy Cookie but you better get some rest. You are going to have a lot of work to do through the finals. More Masterful work.
Tasty doom as usual Cookie! I am not part of the Doom finders but I found this tweet I just saw funny. Boys gave there whole team that 40. Respect em now? lol
Here’s a little Sunday brunch doom. Ja is there for the gang part. Too bad, so sad, your dad. Try living in the REAL world, meta universe isn’t all that. At least we don’t have garbage troll players like Brooks. That never stops people from complaining about the imaginary “fix is in” refs. Just when you thought it can’t get worse. Need to drop 40 on him before he cares. It’s over bro. I can see into the future. You deserve everyone of those 40 point blowout. Don’t talk crap if you can’t back it up. I’m going to need to see numbers. I don’t believe you lol. You think? Lol I’m crying virtual tears for you. When the going gets tough, just quit like your team did. Getting blown out by 40 is never a good thing. 5 would have been better but we will still take 6. Hopefully beating the C Bags eventually. Keep that gun away from Ja or you might not have any ammunition available. Watch out for the s*** in there from your teams play. This that smoke? Lakers used that dishrag to wipe the floor with your #2 seed a****. Maybe his messed up hand will prevent him from holding a gun for a couple months. AD was a block party all by himself. They had a case of runs all night, why do you think that beds all messed up? Our scrubs were beating your starters, so that’s no surprise. Forehand and backhand. Meh mode…..I didn’t know Slick hung out in the Memphis sub.
Some artists work with musical notes, rhythm, and chords; others use paint, brush, and canvas. Cookie makes SMACK into an art-form, and always produces beautiful work. Makes it look easy, but it's not. You try it.
From ESPN article about Dillon Brooks saying he doesn't "regret" calling Lebron "old": >Brooks, who was fined $25,000 by the NBA for not making himself available to the media after all three of the Grizzlies' road losses in Los Angeles, told reporters on Sunday that he doesn't think his comments provided extra motivation for James and that he doesn't regret making them. >"No, that's who I am," Brooks said, according to the Memphis Commercial Appeal. "I don't regret it. I'm a competitor. I compete."< Looks like he thinks TALKING is synonymous with "competing." It is not. These two things are different, Dil. You have lots of time now to learn these things. But will ya? I have my doubts.
Yeah but his GM came out and said the team was not pleased with the distractions. When asked point blank, he said he did not want to comment directly about Dillon Brooks because it was his contract year. Think about that comment. ???