DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Rocket fans mostly hate KD and are ready to end that experiment.

Lakers gutsy win…Rockets, not so much.

Cat crap was stronger than your team.

Yes we are.

Just wasn’t Reaves night.

Fat Luka for the win. Skinny Durant for the turnover.

He scored 8. Fans said that’s his high for the year and I’m too lazy to look it up. They HATE DFS.

Well how many Californias are moving to Texas lately? It’s only going to get worse.

I don’t care as long as you lose.

DFS still playing for Lakers.

Capela says they are trying to turn me into Ayton.

Apathy is happiness.

The weed wore off by the 4th quarter and he finally came alive.

Fire the coach, Trade KD, Blow it up…. Pretty much the usual.

Hey, Got to get that senior discount.

I wish we could get a buy for the first round.

Don’t worry. One day he will chuck himself there.

Are you sure he crossed mid court to begin with?

And many more.

We got out of the DFS business just in time.

Yep.

Maybe he can fly over there and find his shot and bring it back home with him.

Yikes.

Thanks for that.

A shooter that’s actually worse when he leaves the Lakers. Who would have thought.

Better late than never.

Another Dennis. They are not backing up the Brinks truck.

Workers comp claim coming. We can plant a couple trees while we are at it. Kill to birds….

Better watch out. He will track you down with his burner account.

He’s running out of teams he hasn’t burnt bridges at.

When there’s no hope except giving up.

You can and you did.

A complete donkey sissy clown.

That’s nice but I’ll just take the win.

Yes you are.

And still, it’s a turnover.

You mean your hopes and prays of winnng a championship. Yep they’re dead.

 

Another great win. Way to go Lakers.

Our Luka beats your Buddha.

Better turn the TV off now.

Is that 30 his total for the season?

Well, popcorn does have butter.

It’s not into Intuit Dome. You need more toilets.

Same s***, different day.

I’d like that too. We could skip the Miami game tomorrow.

You’re slipping and sliding your way into the sixth seed.

I guess your losing streak continues, just like the Rockets.

I’ll give you a clue, The Lakers are the killers.

The name of the abuse is Lukaitis.

The way he’s shooting, he would miss.

I do not want this guy.

Rocket fans HATE this guy.

And that is why you will not win.

Soft as Charmin.

He already rode the, we didn’t need you to win a championship bus. His free ride is over.

Glad he’s not here anymore.

You forgot turnover king.

Well tell your team to do something about it. He’s just out there spitballing.

There’s always AI… and that’s not Allen Iverson.

Hey those shirts aren’t going to get pressed on their own.

At least he still has some hair. Bron is jealous.

Let’s hope so.

He looks like he’s never played basketball before.

Don’t quit if it’s still working.

Be careful what you wish for Laker fans.

Clap, clap, play harder.

89 but who’s counting.

We will take a win anyway we can.

Been there, done that.

Better not be us.

Just take your loss and move on. No need to extend the pain.

KD might like that. He’s pretty soft and feminine.

Luka the Rocket killer.

Looking in the mirror is hard.

 

What happened to Eason? Dude was shooting like 40% from 3. Does he have the basketball equivalent of the yips?

 

Luka was insane tonight. 100 points total in 2 nights.

Bam used up all your good karma for the year cheating the basketball gods.

Yes and you tired to break Luka’s back but he broke yours instead.

You guys just wouldn’t die.

Just wait. It gets MUCH better.

You are about to be triggered.

40 lol….you wish.

Wait for it…

You could throw five guys at him tonight and he’d still make the shot.

Try higher.

Yes, but Luka didn’t get 43 free throws either.

You’re not winning squat anyhow.

No he probably won’t but it was nice.

Basketball is a game runs.

He wants a statue next to Chick?

He is a bad bad man.

Great is an understatement.

Bam took all the teams free throws for the rest of the year.

Yes and Luka didn’t even have to do the big balls dance.

Just give him the game ball and he can get on the bus.

Because they want him to get 60?

Both were fantastic tonight.

Luka could have scored over an army tonight.

Don’t hate him because he’s beautiful.

If Luka is taking Ozempic, He needs to get a refund.

 

Saturday Night spread?

 

Lakers are on a roll.

Think again. Superstar Kennard for the win lol.

Lakers like Mickey Mouse.

It’s called talent and he has it in spades.

One on one?….. your toast if you don’t double him.

Make your bed. Wash the dishes. Feed the kids and watch the magic lose.

Of course he’s better than Shai. What are you, a knob?

If the Hawks broke you, you really do suck. Who’s scared of Atlanta ….ever???

What do you think is gonna happen when you leave the best 3 point shooter in the NBA wide open?

Yes just make sure you make the comment on your verified account.

You can buy Vita-mixers for the whole team lol.

Pioneers are always ahead of their time.

I guess Walt Disney really isn’t happiest place on earth.

I’ll take a win anyway I can.

Home crowd is in awe that the Laker shooting curse hasn’t hit Kennnard.

That was awesome. Thank you.

Take all the time you need.

Mission accomplished. This post will self destruct in 10 seconds.

I don’t know what the vest is but it should be weighted so you can sink your coach into the swamp.

Hey think of it as raising the bar each time.

Take some Advil and call me in the morning.

It’s not quite safe to go back into the water.

Heartbreaker, Dream maker, Love faker, Don’t mess around with the Lakers.

 

Starting to feel gluttonous in this thread. There are starving children all over the world, yet Cookie has given us feasts every other day for almost a month.