DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

It wasn’t pretty but a win is a win. Not much material to work with on the Pelicans game chats. 90% was complaining
about how many fouls we got.

NO.

Not sure where I heard this but I think the fans want their coach fired.

Yes but does he play pocket pool?

No only Luka can do that.

Don’t call our bench scrubs, only we can do that.

Take out the words South beach club and it’s was just s***ty.

I suggest you call a local witch doctor. You need to break the curse.

I don’t know who yelling man is but he was referenced a couple times.

He found out they were already out of fried chicken, so he passed.

Luka is a passing genius. Now he needs to do it more often and less chucking.

Just like Zion at the all you can eat buffet.

Thank you, sir can I have another?

He played 3 minutes. He’s hardly the reason you lost.

Free toast? Is this like free tacos but much worse? Maybe it’s because your team is toast.

What took you so long?

Consistency is good.

Willie is a dead man walking.

Or delivery on Sundays.

lol

How about some expired yogurt?

He’s like the tin man without the tin.

Just rub the nails against Ayton’s head.

Now if the owner could just get him on their phone to tell him to hit the road Jack.

Being a Pelican fan is rough.

Thus the life of a Pelican fan.

Did I mention they want their coach fired?

 

Good thing I ate my Wheaties today. Lakers are making me work hard lately. I had this as a scheduled loss but they surprised me.

He went nuts like numnuts.

Ayton was eating up Giannis like when Zion sees a buffet.

Only way Kuz puts clamps on Luka is if he got one tattooed on his neck and it happened to touch Luka.

Ayton returned the favor.

Ayton needs better friends. Friends don’t let you put rust on your head.

He can, he was and he did.

Just when that 30 day warranty, expired.

What basket? I thought you guys just had a big black hole that was sucking the rubber off the ball.

You anre open for a reason Kuzma.

Yes unfortunately.

Which white dude? We have quite a lot of them now.

Let me guess who’s a Bobby apologist.

Even the Pope couldn’t help.

Bobby meet Klay Thompson.

Keep the memories alive.

Is that you Rob?

Tell me about it. It’s like a black Friday sale.

Hands off. You had your chance.

They turned out Doc a long time ago.

Don’t worry, you’ll get others when Giannis ask out.

Never lost with my starting five.

I still have nightmare about that OKC game.

Oh this guy is on my team?

Yes, but he’s raising blank banners.

Those open shots had to fall eventually.

Maybe you can use AI to teach your team to shoot.

No he’s Slovenian.

Don’t change it up until they make an adjustment.

Yes and he takes full advantage of those bows.

Maybe he farted and it is foul.

You’re telling me there’s a chance?

Didn’t matter, did it?

NO.

I think I see a new tattoo Slogan.

He who hesitates, doesn’t get to sell their tickets for a boat load.

 

Hoping this thread becomes a consistent occurrence all the way late June or early July 2026...

 

This is one of those games I knew we were going to win, no matter how bad we looked in the first half. Utah is on
the tank train so not a lot going on their boards.

Didn’t really matter.

Yes.

You’ll get another chance soon.

Your best basketball was played in the first half anyhow.

You can even pick up Bradley Beal after he gets cut.

You and every other tanking team. We are your Super Bowl.

NBA fans nationwide voted down Ayton hair.

Yes along with the dumb.

I didn’t realize he was still in the league.

He sure was.

Yes, they were playing on the overachiever level and then came back to earth.

Water and salt is what we poured over you to extinguish your flame.

You and Nico.

You couldn’t even ruin Bronny’s play.

Define plays?

No, we just got serious and then you went back to sucking.

No, that’s just our hillbilly from Arkansas.

No that’s Gabe.

Have you been reading our site?

What goes up must come down.

They REALLY hate Nurk.

Just like his “defense”.

But you were so happy earlier.

Yes like OKC doesn’t own most of the NBA’s picks already.

The fat Luka has sung.