My wet dream is to flirt back, and then after drawing it out, tell him we decided to go another direction.
I think the pro LLLLLebron folks want him as an all time great player and other worldly talent. I think the anti-LLLLLebron don't want his personal influence and narcissistic demands around our young talent and impressionable squad making roster demands in the twilight years of his career. I understand both sides, but is the pro LLLLLebron crowd excited enough to make a website dedicated to how awesome he would be in LA? If not.....
Man you really .gif'ted, I meme that! But pleasantries aside, your hate is clouding your vision bro. We don't need no stinking website...we have a memes of reaching a larger audience with ZoTime! But if you still need a website, check out Facebook's Ball in the Family. Lastly, remember when you watch the Lakers this year, there's a pro-LaBron member that's running your team! Spoiler: Takes one to know one Come at me, Bro! And don't get me started, your Fuzzliness...otherwise its going to be a Barnburner up in here!
On the real tho, had to check out your website....brilliant 'stuff. I don't ever want to get to a level of douchery to get on your radar, sir. Hahaha. Oh and if LaBron denies our offer next summer, I'll be joining your L5Bron hate, no doubt!